Author: Psycho Chloe

Title: Le Niloum Bleu

Rating: PG-13 to R

Disclaimer: Ok, it's almost 1 am and me and my friend are being stupid, but this idea came out and there was NO WAY I could trash it, it's too good. Now, I'm really NOT a comedy writer, so gimme a break, I'm really trying!!! So, eh, this is my Moulin Rouge parody, of course 'Moulin Rouge' is property of Bazmark Pictures and Fox Studios Australia, and Tatu is property of Universal Music Russia. I have no connections with Yulia or Lena, as seperate people or as Tatu. That makes sense, right? Damn I need to be asleep right now...

CHAPTER 1:(Lena narrating)

It was 1999, the summer of technology...back then I knew nothing of my lesbian tendencies, Yulia, or Le Niloum Bleu...I knew nothing of love and strip clubs...of crazy perverted strip club managers and all night binge drinks with midgets and ex-circus performer bouncers...no, I was just a humble Russian Novelist and Novel Editor, but that was soon to change...